Friday, January 13, 2012

Top 15 HERPES INFESTED Cities In The US




Hello my Loves and Lovelies. 


This here is some disturbing (OK not really) mess! The CDC has recently released the Top 15 Herpes Infested Cities in the US.   Is your city being repped on the list?


   15. Norfolk, VA - So I have not been there but this is kind of a shocker to me. 



14. Birmingham, AL - This is a shocker too. I thought they would be higher on the list 
13. Detroit, MI - Again, why not higher on the list 
12. Memphis, TN - I gues Memphis in May is not the only hot ass mess down there
11. Nashville, TN - It's an epidemic in TN I see 
10. Oklahoma City, OK - REALLY?
9. Richmond, VA -  SMH
8. Baltimore, MD - Not far but close enough to DC so I understand 
7. New Orleans, LA - I wonder what it was Pre Katrina 
6. St. Louis, MO - This seems a little random to me 
5. Newark, VA - More random 
4. Milwaukee, WI - OK I am lost on this one 
3. Chicago - Not shocked, Just glad its not Cleveland!
2. Washington, D.C. - Well this is the nations Hood
1. Atlanta - Was there ever any doubt? 

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Cheating Men = Broken Penis




According to Journal of Sexual Medicine, a study done by the University of Maryland between 2007-2011 found that of all 16 patients with penile fractures, half admitted to the injury being sustained while having an extra-marital affair. 


The study also revealed that most of the men were having sex in awkward or unusual places. Think: cars, elevators, bathroom stalls, and offices. “If you have sex in a weird location or a physically awkward situation where you don’t have total control over your penis, you might not be able to protect it from getting crushed.”


While I am sure the broken Richards were very painful, I'm sure the conversation these men had to have with their wives was a lot more painful! How do you explain a broken Richard to your wife?






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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Did The "Do", Kocked-Up & Still Wanna Screw - But How?


Hey Lovelies and Loves,


So here is the deal. My girl is pregnant (I'm still in shock with this one) but has not seen her other half in a little while due to some distance. She had one major concern.

"Ok Ms Karahmel- I havent seen the BD in almost a month and a half, which means when we do see each other we gonna need to get it in like its goin outta style! Heres my question, Im much bigger than the last visit and some positions arent gonna work, so what kinda positions can we do while Im preggers???? (we horny girl! lol)"

Now I have done my share of being porked while preggers so let me get this out now... by reading this blog post you acknowledge that are risks and dangers inherent to sexual intercourse while pregnant. Please consult with your physician prior to taking on any forms of exercise to make sure you are in well enough condition to participate. You also acknowledge that Karahmel, Karahmel After Dark and it's entities are not an insurer of your safety. By reading this blog posting, You agree to accept all risks and dangers inherent to my activity in and around your sexual location of choice and assume full responsibility for any injuries or damages that may occur to you.

In other words... use your best judgment, talk to your doctor and I ain't responsible!

With that being said, there were 2 positions that I loved while pregnant. Of course the number one position was doggy style. Where you are on your hands and knees and your partner is from behind. And if you don't know what doggy style is then GAWD how did you get pregnant!?!? This position keeps very little to no pressure on your growing belly. I was able to utilize this up until week 42! Also with everything shifting and moving, you may start feeling things in this position you never felt before. The G-Spot can become more sensitive and lead to greater and longer orgasms.

-- Speaking of orgasms - the Big "O" while pregnant is a freaky but wonderful thing. Do not be shocked if when you feel you little bundle get bigger and you have an intense orgasm they start to kick and move around. This is perfectly fine. They are just banging on the walls telling you to cool down all of the commotion! They are trying to sleep. What is happening is when you have a orgasm, it's similar to a non productive contraction. Your uterus will expand and contract. Perfectly normal and harmless if you are not on any kind of high risk pregnancy watch.

Believe it or not missionary is also a good position however after you hit about week 30 I would not attempt it if his belly is just as big as yours and/or you are having back pain. This position can lead to more back pain due to everything laying and shifting back into you. If your partner is a lay downer of sorts, he can also put pressure on you and the baby and no one will be a happy camper.

Other positions that seemed to work well were laying on my side with my knees up - Kind of like in the fetal position and your partner on his knees. Think of it as a modified missionary. If you even dare, prop one leg on his shoulders or arm as he enters you.

Lastly, if you feel adventurous and want to do a little bit of work yourself... YEEEHHHAAAAAHH RIDE HIM COWGIRL!!!!

I can't stress enough the importance of checking with your doctor prior to going forth in any physical exercises but once you have the clearance... HAVE FUN!

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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Ask Karahmel - She Don't Complete Me .....


Hey Lovelies and Loves,

I know it has been a while but I am here again, with another installment of Karahmel After Dark. Summer is in full swing and it is time to get back into the Kink of things. So here I am to answer your questions.

This is another one that came in on the question line.

"I got a question! y don't women suck a men till he bust? I'm saying i eat pussy till the female bust , t turns me on y can't i get the love back?"

OK. Just because you are anonymous does not mean DON’T SPELL CHECK OR PROOF READ... I’m just saying. Anywho, there are a few simple reasons as to why she won’t complete to taste your salty treat..

Selfish - she does not like you that much
Your balls smell “mursty”/Your pre-ejaculate taste bad (click here for tips on how to make it better)
You are hard to make cum and her jaw hurts - it's possible
You don’t know how to be a HANDS OFF kind of guy - I mean really, don’t grab my head
You can’t keep it up after one nut and she refuses to waste it in her mouth/face/tits (most common)

Do any or all of these apply to you? Most women wont because a big majority of the time we are left unsatisfied, but if you are making her orgasm she just may be selfish. Watch for the signs.

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Saturday, January 29, 2011

Ask Karahmel


Hey Lovelies and Loves,

I know it has been a while but I am here again, with another installment of Karahmel After Dark. I have a question that came in the other day from the question line that simply says... and I quote "What is good sex? Bad sex?" ............. *blink.... blink*

Now I know I always say there is no such thing as a stupid question but... this one is kind of close. It is all in the perception of the person getting/giving up the loving. Personally, good sex ends in a mind blowing orgasm but before the climax it is over flowing with emotion and connection with the person who I am bumping uglies with.

Bad sex = Over in less then 4 strokes, shallow strokes, no stamina, selfishness... I mean the list can go on and on and on. Just think about what turns you on and what turns you off... that is your good and bad sex.

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Friday, December 10, 2010

How Do I Turn My Man Out?



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Thursday, December 9, 2010

My Man Won't Eat Me Out....



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